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Police Scanner Day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Songbird, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I'll be gone covering a state championship FUCKING HAIRCUT lacrosse game for the next several hours, but this thread could be filled with very funny stuff by the time I get back.

    On the scanner, I just heard a dispatcher send medics to a local hotel because "the woman is having a hard time getting out of bed."

    So, if you're listening to your scanners in the newsroom today and something funny happens, post it here.
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    You forgot "Good buddy"
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    10-4, back door. </boots>
  4. It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June...
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    In a Kenworth pullin' logs
  6. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Cabover Pete with a reefer on
  7. and a Gemmy haulin' hogs.
  8. BillySixty

    BillySixty Member

    About every few weeks we have a good one.

    About a year ago a call came on a scanner for assistance at a nearby parish. Apparently a nun was stuck on the toilet.

    Another time a woman called the cops because her husband had been in the garage for the last four hours, drinking and sitting on a lawn chair.

    Most of the best ones involve alcohol.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Must have been in Utah. I'm pretty sure that's legal most everywhere else.
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He wasn't wearing pants
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    But he was wearing a fedora and a Joe Montana jersey.
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