Police Scanner Day

I'll be gone covering a state championship FUCKING HAIRCUT lacrosse game for the next several hours, but this thread could be filled with very funny stuff by the time I get back.

On the scanner, I just heard a dispatcher send medics to a local hotel because "the woman is having a hard time getting out of bed."

So, if you're listening to your scanners in the newsroom today and something funny happens, post it here.

 

10-4.

 

You forgot "Good buddy"

 

10-4, back door. </boots>

 

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June...

 

In a Kenworth pullin' logs

 

Cabover Pete with a reefer on

 

and a Gemmy haulin' hogs.

 

About every few weeks we have a good one.

About a year ago a call came on a scanner for assistance at a nearby parish. Apparently a nun was stuck on the toilet.

Another time a woman called the cops because her husband had been in the garage for the last four hours, drinking and sitting on a lawn chair.

Most of the best ones involve alcohol.

 

Must have been in Utah. I'm pretty sure that's legal most everywhere else.

 

He wasn't wearing pants

 

But he was wearing a fedora and a Joe Montana jersey.