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Police release sketch of UGLIEST baby snatcher ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member


    No shit. Maybe I should tab this link NSFW.

    If it weren't for the whole slashed throat deal, I'd say the mother is a dirty liar.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    It puts the lotion in the basket...
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    5'4 - 5'8..........2 bills.

    Try your local McDonald's first, then the Dunkin' Donuts.........hell, she may even be up north destroying a batch of TimBits.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    If he's 5-8 and two bills he's eating more than bits.
  5. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Suspect is a she.
  6. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Holy crap! I wondered what happened to those guys from Color Me Badd!

    Wait ... It's a woman? Maybe one of them went to Sweden in the interim.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Shoot to kill. Save the baby, then shoot to kill.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Looks like a shaved Adam Goldberg.
  9. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    That lady has more facial hair than I do. Anyone that ugly can't go out in public very long without being noticed.
  10. Fubar

    Fubar Member

    As Bugs Bunny once said:

    She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody's babysnatcher once.
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    You think she's ugly?

  12. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Yeah, but he's a dude. As is this baby-snatching chick apparently.
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