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Police release sketch of UGLIEST baby snatcher ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006.

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  1. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060918/ap_on_re_us/baby_kidnapped

    No shit. Maybe I should tab this link NSFW.

    If it weren't for the whole slashed throat deal, I'd say the mother is a dirty liar.
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006
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  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    It puts the lotion in the basket...
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 18, 2006
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  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    5'4 - 5'8..........2 bills.

    Try your local McDonald's first, then the Dunkin' Donuts.........hell, she may even be up north destroying a batch of TimBits.
     
    Chef, Sep 18, 2006
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  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    If he's 5-8 and two bills he's eating more than bits.
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 18, 2006
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  5. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Suspect is a she.
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006
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  6. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Holy crap! I wondered what happened to those guys from Color Me Badd!

    Wait ... It's a woman? Maybe one of them went to Sweden in the interim.
     
    Del_B_Vista, Sep 18, 2006
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  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Shoot to kill. Save the baby, then shoot to kill.
     
    Starman, Sep 18, 2006
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  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Looks like a shaved Adam Goldberg.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 18, 2006
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  9. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    That lady has more facial hair than I do. Anyone that ugly can't go out in public very long without being noticed.
     
    doubledown68, Sep 18, 2006
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  10. Fubar

    Fubar Member

    As Bugs Bunny once said:

    She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody's babysnatcher once.
     
    Fubar, Sep 18, 2006
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  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    You think she's ugly?

    http://www.pandasport.co.nz/forum/uploads/brian_peppers_munster.jpg
     
    Trey Beamon, Sep 18, 2006
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  12. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Yeah, but he's a dude. As is this baby-snatching chick apparently.
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006
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