Police: "I opened the door and this Oompa-Loompa is standing there"

Not to make light of an attempted sexual attack, but I had to laugh when I read these grafs ...

Goldstein arrived at the apartment in a purple top hat, a large purple cape and a purple satin shirt, West said. His upper body was covered in pink body paint and glitter, West said.

When officers arrived, they found Goldstein in the residence wearing only trousers and body paint and with a bag full of whips, chains, a sex toy and handcuffs, West said.

Also, if you read the comments section, the alleged victim is posting there ...

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2008/02/woman_attacked_by_man_in_carni.html

 

Looks like mike911's losing streak continues.

 

Dammit, I was so about to post this.
Marijuana and nitrous oxide makes for one hell of a party combination

 

Are her statements on the comments section admissible in court?

 

Inky Wretch 1, JayFarrar 0
;D

 

"forced her to inhale nitrous oxide and smoke marijuana with him."

"She told police that they had smoked all of Goldstein's marijuana."

Make me smoke your pot. All of it.

 

Although she supposedly pulled a Bill Clinton and didn't inhale after all, according to "ImtheVictim" in the reader's section.

 

The comments on that story are awesome. Some real funny stuff in there.
I also find it amusing that dude was a dwarf or something and that not only did he have the suitcase full of fun, but he had hula hoops and hay in the trunk of his car.

 

Never let a midget wearing a purple cape in your apartment after midnight. You're just askin for trouble.

 

Apparently saving the barnyard animals for their second date....

 

He obviously forgot the video camera anyway.

 

I wish someone had told me that before last night...