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Police: "I opened the door and this Oompa-Loompa is standing there"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Not to make light of an attempted sexual attack, but I had to laugh when I read these grafs ...

    Goldstein arrived at the apartment in a purple top hat, a large purple cape and a purple satin shirt, West said. His upper body was covered in pink body paint and glitter, West said.

    When officers arrived, they found Goldstein in the residence wearing only trousers and body paint and with a bag full of whips, chains, a sex toy and handcuffs, West said.

    Also, if you read the comments section, the alleged victim is posting there ...

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Looks like mike911's losing streak continues.
  3. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Dammit, I was so about to post this.
    Marijuana and nitrous oxide makes for one hell of a party combination
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Are her statements on the comments section admissible in court?
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Inky Wretch 1, JayFarrar 0
  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    "forced her to inhale nitrous oxide and smoke marijuana with him."

    "She told police that they had smoked all of Goldstein's marijuana."

    Make me smoke your pot. All of it.
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Although she supposedly pulled a Bill Clinton and didn't inhale after all, according to "ImtheVictim" in the reader's section.
  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    The comments on that story are awesome. Some real funny stuff in there.
    I also find it amusing that dude was a dwarf or something and that not only did he have the suitcase full of fun, but he had hula hoops and hay in the trunk of his car.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Never let a midget wearing a purple cape in your apartment after midnight. You're just askin for trouble.
  10. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Apparently saving the barnyard animals for their second date....
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He obviously forgot the video camera anyway.
  12. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I wish someone had told me that before last night...
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