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Police Chief to Keep Job Despite Adult Star Wife

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=17009 (NSFW!!!!!!!!) (via Fleshbot)

    Residents of a small Oklahoma town were unsuccessful in calling for the resignation of Police Chief Tod Ozmun because they don’t approve of his wife’s occupation. Doris Ozmun is known for her work as a plus sized adult performer on the Internet.
    “This came to light because some of the people in town went onto the Internet to download pictures of her.” [Mayor] Moore told KOCO-TV Oklahoma City. “...Chief Ozmun...was not involved in [porn]...He’s done more drug arrests, solved more crimes than anybody else in town has ever done.”

    Still, some residents wanted the town to fire Ozmun despite his record as a law enforcement officer.

    “When our kids come home from school telling us that the chief’s wife is a porno queen, how do you answer that?” town resident Jim Norton asked KOCO.
  2. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    This thread is ... more useful WITHOUT pictures.
  3. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    plus-sized adult performer? :(
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    You know, to turn on guys so ugly that they can't get fat chicks....

    *Ducking and not getting up*
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Spaceman? Spaceman? Anyone? Spaceman?
  6. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    What's the big deal? Porn isn't illegal. How does any of that affect how he does his job?

    Seriously, what's the big fucking deal? (Besides his wife... ba-zing!)
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I clicked on the link and thought "cool'
    I scrolled down this thread while waiting for it to load and saw this post...
    Someone gouge my eyes out, please.
  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    Four words that go together like "festering pink genital sores."
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    The link on the first post had a photo of said wife. She's pretty ugly.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    But maybe she does lesbian sets, Hondo. Don't count her out yet.
  12. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    never make a pretty woman your wife
    so from my personal point of view
    pick an ugly girl to marry you.
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