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Poin Files: Substitute Edition

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Big Circus, Oct 22, 2014.

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  1. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    http://wtop.com/109/3727611/DC-substitute-teacher-faces-sex-charge

    The money line:

     
    Big Circus, Oct 22, 2014
    #1
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    No pic. Delete thread.

    I was going to post this, but without a pic, i chose to wait. This one has sooo many details.
     
    poindexter, Oct 22, 2014
    #2
  3. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Boy if that was the perp, it would blow the SJ scale totally out of whack.
     
    qtlaw, Oct 22, 2014
    #3
  4. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Heh-heh. Whack.
     
    BDC99, Oct 22, 2014
    #4
  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Brings a new meaning to WAR, if there are Poin sabermetrics.
     
    HanSenSE, Oct 22, 2014
    #5
  6. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Good thing for her the kid wasn't a lineman.
     
    LongTimeListener, Oct 22, 2014
    #6
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The kid used an old Mickey Mantle line
     
    Boom_70, Oct 22, 2014
    #7
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    More details here. I'll assume Circus missed this one, because it gets even better. It was the sub's first day at the school -- yes, all of this happened in the course of one day -- she blew him during a pep rally, and apparently needed less than 15 minutes to get him off.
    I'd have figured her name was Miss Hoover, not Miss Greene.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/substitute-teacher-at-dc-charter-school-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/2014/10/22/5eae0c30-5a08-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html
     
    Batman, Oct 22, 2014
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  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Man, charter schools really are way more efficient. So much bureaucracy in the public school system, it takes months to get your dick in there.
     
    LongTimeListener, Oct 22, 2014
    #9
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Well done.
     
    Chef2, Oct 23, 2014
    #10
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    This one has HOF potential.
     
    JackReacher, Oct 23, 2014
    #11
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The WTOP reporter is definitely a 7 on SJ scale.
     
    Boom_70, Oct 23, 2014
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