Poin Files: Ms. Portwood likes the young wood

Would. She's cute.

 

She is. And she appears to like to offer surprise oral sex, which is a definite checkmark.

 

First time I've ever heard of a teenager complaining about fellatio.

 

I know. Even if she's not good at it, you probably wouldn't know the difference when you're 17.

This may make me a terrible father, but I have three sons - 20, 17 and 15. If I found out that any of them had ever gotten blown by their cute teacher, I'm sorry, but all they're getting from me is a high-five.

 

This is a rare example where the mugshot is *better* than most other pics. I am starting to dig on the towel drapes. She probably wore it when servicing the teen, as well.

 

Teeth are teeth.

 

No sex that we know of. This one just gave a lap dance to a middle schooler, in front of the class:


http://www.khou.com/news/local/Aldine-ISD-Police--Teacher-charged-with-improper-relationship-with-student-256678251.html

 

C'mon. Who among us has never had a lap dance in class?

 

From Webb City, Mo. I guess the choir teacher was trying everything she could to make her students sing:

http://www.koamtv.com/story/25319247/warrant-issued-for-former-webb-city-teacher-accused-of-having-sexual-relationship-with-a-student

 

It's scientifically proven that if she grabs a tenor's balls he can hit the high notes more easily.

 

She's thicker than I expected.
Maybe the kid's "No Fat Chicks" shirt just wasn't enough of a clue for her.

 

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