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Playoffs?!!! You kiddin' me?!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by da man, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Reporter: Coach, what do you think of these bottles of Coors Light?
    Green: Exactly what we thought they were!
    Reporter: Were you able to pick some up on the way home yesterday?
    Green: And we let 'em off the hook.
     
  2. I'd love for them to use Herm, especially recently

    Fan: Coach, did you really have to cheat at cards?
    Herm: Don't get it twisted. We won, they lost
    Fan: Coach, we were just playing to have fun
    Herm: YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME! YOU DON'T PLAY IT JUST TO PLAY IT. HELLO?!
     
  3. How about a baseball one with Lee Elia?

    Fan: What do you think about playing World Series games during the day? Do you think more fans will come?
    Elia: The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the fuckin' game. They oughta go out and get a fuckin' job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a fuckin' living. Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world's working. The other fifteen come out here. A fuckin' playground for the cock suckers.
    Fan: Cubs fans would go
    Elia: We got guys bustin' their fuckin' ass, and them fuckin' people boo. And that's the Cubs? My fuckin' ass! They talk about the great fuckin' support that the players get around here. I haven't see it this fuckin' year.
     
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