Playboy copy editor

If I apply for this will I have to hand in my girl card?

 

Like whether "come" can be an acceptable spelling for "cum".

 

Well, we agreed that it's strap-on. Any other style decisions we can work on?

 

Cum on, that's way too easy.

 

gingerbread, I think if you apply for this, you get a platinum girl card from the boys of SportsJournalists.com. If you get the job, gold card.

 

No way. Heck, Hef's daughter runs the whole schmeer.

 

Gold Club? She'll run into Pat Ewing there.

Speaking of length, I hear he's got long ....




arms. Good defender around the hoop.

 

Seriously. Can you imagine having to edit those Playboy centerfold bios?

Muffy Nicole Smith
Favorite animal: Why, like, a cat, of course. They're so fuzzy.
Job aspirations: To be in Playboy every year.
Qualities you look for in a guy: Muscles. Tanned body. Doesn't pick nose. Stamina.
Favorite food: Edible strawberry jelly.

 

Turn-ons: Good sense of humor, sparkling smile, Perrier water.
Turn-offs: Pushy men, close-minded people, pineapples on pizza.

 

I'd spend a lot of time proofing the centerfold, making sure the airbrushing wasn't too blatant the copy was flawless.

 

Are you saying spnited couldn't be a copy editor at Playboy?