Playboy Club in Las Vegas

So I was in Vegas for the weekend celebrating a 50th birthday and we decided to go to the Playboy Club in the Palms Hotel.

Don't waste your time (and money).

It was a $40.00 cover charge, very few gaming tables, and nowhere to sit (unless you want to pay $800 for a reserved/VIP table. I'm unclear whether this included the two bottle minimum or not). And all the bunnies had boobs the size of Pam Anderson, i.e. very cartoon character like.

But if you like that.......

 

I'm SO there.

 

I can't think of anything -- including naked/half-naked women -- that would entice me enough to pay a $40 cover charge.

 

They still have those?

 

You're either gay or poor or both. Not that there's anything wrong with that.







Just kidding.

 

Do I get a bowl of peanuts for that $40?

 

I'll check with the wife, but not gay...and not poor, but I'm pretty much a tightwad. I got nothing against naked/half-naked women, but $40? That's a bit stiff. (haha...that was a joke).

 

I know what you're saying, Flip. I'm the same way, actually. But if I were in Vegas, I'd probably spring for it anyway just to see what it's like.

 

Have what? Fake boobs?

 

I think I mentioned this on the last Vegas thread...what a joke this place is. The walls are covered by old enlarged Playboy covers, which is cool until you realize all those women are now in their 60s. The dealers are remotely attractive, and their ears are crooked. There are maybe a dozen tables, most of them reserved, and the clientele is all looking around thinking, 'what am I doing here?' Just a silly place.

 

Speaking of silly, last time we were there, we had to check out the Hooters casino, just to see how tacky it is.

We weren't disappointed.