plastic surgery......down there?

Tastes like burning!

 

Maybe they've read too many deragatory Fark comments referencing "meat curtains."

 

Smell? Trumps everything else.

 

Not sure if I agree. Taste, for me, plays a bigger role.

 

TMI?

 

They're almost one and the same. Hold your nose next time you eat something (food, I mean). You won't really taste it. You can sort of avoid tasting it, but you have to breathe. Considering what you're doing with your mouth, you're going to need your nose. You don't want your nostrils filling up with the stench of week-old fish tacos.

In my experience, the ones that taste (smell) the best are the ones that taste (smell) like absolutely nothing at all.

 

I like sleek and symmetrical.

Meat tarps, beef curtains, tuna drapes, whatever you wanna call 'em, they don't do it for me.

 

How's that for TMI?

 

I've found that if there's no carpet on the floor, it tends to smell, well, better.

 

On a more body-positive note, here are some women selling t-shirts that celebrate asymmetrical labia:

http://www.myvag.net/shop/items/labiaheartshirt/#

Safe for work in the sense that there's no nudity or vulgarity, although the web paged linked to does say "All About My Vagina" in large letters across the top...and there's a sub-hed that reads "'Labia Hearts T-Shirt.'"

So there are some folks out there who find vulvas and vaginas just fine the way they are.

 

"Well, I can't remember this girl's name. But I remember it rhymes with a female body part."