Pitino says he's the target of extortion attempt

Funny! This thread just keeps getting better and better.

 

Maybe she can suck a golf ball through a straw and does 5,000 kegels a day.

 

Hmm, I always thought Catholics were fairly inflexible on matters of the word of God. Apparently, flexibility comes from winning 30 games and getting a good seed come March.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=txpitinocatholics&prov=st&type=lgns

 

The Church of Winning Basketball always has more devout followers.

 

Pitino's seed is very good apparently.

 

I see - tell you what, try running that line of bullshit past your editor and see how it plays. And if you aren't unemployed by lunchtime it is an upset.

There is no way that should have been allowed to run on a respected media outlet web-site.

That being said, I laughed like hell reading it because it is funny.

 

Well, Jason obviously ran it by his editors. It is a very funny read. And he is exactly right. I was being a little facetious with my post. Should have used the blue font.

 

In other words, none of the quoted "Catholics" really believe a fetus is a human being.

Which puts them in company with the huge, huge majority.

 

Appears Syphers might be even a bit crazier than we thought. Psychological exams ordered today over concerns that she "may be so mentally incompetent that she does not understand the legal proceedings and may not be able to assist in her own defense." http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/more/08/21/pitino.ap/index.html Way to pick em, Rick.

 

She looks more like Linda Hogan in every photo I see.

 

I would disagree.

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