Piece of Sh*t Car

No, not an homage to Adam Sandler's original comedy CD, but a chance that cars may one day run on, get this, poop:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/08/12/bug.diesel/index.html

 

Great so next time you go to fill up your car and spill on your hand you get cholera.

 

ExxonMobil will hire Blackwater to take this guy out.

That said, I think it's very interesting that (as noted in one of the photo captions) the bacteria can also be engineered to make gasoline or jet fuel. However, biodiesel would be a much better choice.

 

So, one day the government will be able to put a tax on shit. Maybe not ours, but shit none-the-less.

 

Damn, needle's nearing E; better drop a couple Fibercon.

 

'...things are moving pretty quickly.'

Where's the rim shot?

 

Knowing my kids, my gas tank would overflow.

 

Rest stops would become filling stations.

 

Men would feel awkward meeting for sex there, though.

 

anyone else surprised that this thread title wasn't written by ijag?

 

"Honey, we're almost on E."
"OK, I'll show you where the emergency supply of corn, Skyline chili & Olestra-fried potato chips is."

 

Taco Bell stock just shot up $25 a share.