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Piece of Sh*t Car

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pete Incaviglia, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    No, not an homage to Adam Sandler's original comedy CD, but a chance that cars may one day run on, get this, poop:


  2. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Great so next time you go to fill up your car and spill on your hand you get cholera.
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    ExxonMobil will hire Blackwater to take this guy out.

    That said, I think it's very interesting that (as noted in one of the photo captions) the bacteria can also be engineered to make gasoline or jet fuel. However, biodiesel would be a much better choice.
  4. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    So, one day the government will be able to put a tax on shit. Maybe not ours, but shit none-the-less.
  5. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Damn, needle's nearing E; better drop a couple Fibercon.
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    '...things are moving pretty quickly.'

    Where's the rim shot?
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Knowing my kids, my gas tank would overflow.
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Rest stops would become filling stations.
  9. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    Men would feel awkward meeting for sex there, though.
  10. jps

    jps Active Member

    anyone else surprised that this thread title wasn't written by ijag?
  11. crimsonace

    crimsonace Active Member

    "Honey, we're almost on E."
    "OK, I'll show you where the emergency supply of corn, Skyline chili & Olestra-fried potato chips is."
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Taco Bell stock just shot up $25 a share.
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