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Pickup lines that work most of the time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    OK pimps and pimpettes. Give us your best lines that work almost all the time.
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Care to come over to my place so I can pump you in the ass and let a whole message board know about it?"
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I put this on the Bad Pickup Lines thread, but it actually works surprisingly well for my cousin:

    "You're fat. Kill yourself."
  4. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    Pick-up lines don't work. And if they do, its the picker-upper, not the line.
  5. boots

    boots New Member

    Speak for yourself. The following line is always good for a response:
    "Are you cold or just happy to see me?"
  6. Stupid

    Stupid Member

    "$20? Sure, hop in."
  7. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    I rest my case.

    Or, as Butthead said, on your face.

    Speak for myself? That was my point.

    I read or heard or whatever that Tommy Lee introduced himself to Pamela Anderson by walking up to her and licking her face. That worked.

    Wouldn't work for me.
  8. pa writer

    pa writer Member

    I've found this one always works:

    "Are you sure you want that ninth Long Island Iced Tea?"
  9. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    Can you dislocate your jaw?

    Can I?
  10. Chad Conant

    Chad Conant Member

    I've heard this one works great in Cleveland:

    "Hi. My name is Grady Sizemore."
  11. boots

    boots New Member

    "If you closed your eyes, you can imagine me as Brad Pitt."
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Mi nombre es Brady Anderson.
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