Photo caption contest: Rocky Top edition

Have at it.

 

Tennessee men's basketball coach Bruce Pearl, right, shows Volunteers football coach Phil Fulmer how long Pat Summitt's penis is during a UT men's club cock-and-wings night at the Rocky Top Athletic Club on Monday night. (AP photo).

 

"Go back and look at the pictures coach.......I'm telling you, when they took that picture of me with my shirt off, my nipples stuck out to here."

 

You know, if I wore a shirt like Bruce's, with this jacket, that would be so awesome.

 

"Lulu told me that's how big Junior's cock looks underneath all that fat."

 

First one and I don't see anyone doing any better.

 

"Phil's orange sportcoat is just this much bigger than mine."

 

I'm just talking about putting it in this much, Phil. I promise, you'll love it.

 

Come on, Phil. Urban puts it in way farther than that.

 

Yep, Xan's got the best so far...

 

Brilliant.

 

Seriously Phil, if you lost weight and could close your sport coat just that much, you would look like a giant creamsicle.