"Peter This is Bono "

Enjoyable Travel Note of Week:

Dick Ebersole was kind enough to lend me the NBC Jet to fly to New Orleans for Monday Night football. I had just been picked up at the airport and was sitting in my limo. I sent the driver into Starbucks to grab me a venti Mocha latte. My cell phone rang " Peter this is Bono I'd like you to join me on stage tonight to sing "It's a Beautiful Day."

 

Whatever dude. It was a triple grande hazelnut latte.

 

Actually, I think he sent his manservant, not his driver. Or was it his concubine?

 

Bono rules!!!

Although, what the hell is up with his hair? It is so un-Bono like

 

It's called male pattern baldness.

 

Must be from rubbing his head together with that of Geldof and selected other "leading lights."

They were trying to come up with at least one intelligent thought that wouldn't cause the world to give a collective eye-roll. Sadly, they failed.

 

Am I the only one that wonders why there are so many 's' in your username?

 

"Peter this is Bruce, I'd like you to join me onstage to sing an a capella medley of 'My Lover Man' and 'Pilgrim In The Temple Of Love (Santa Gets A Blowjob).' Have your people call my people. Peace out. War Mary Beth."

 

Why? Why did I read this? Nothing good can come from it!

Maybe PK can do a cover of Red Rubber Ball by the Cyrkle.

 

It's like that Mario Van Peebles movie.... Badassssssss!

 

Yes Bubbler its going to be all right. The morning sun is shinning.........

 

Oh Gaaawd.

—The Madhavok