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"Peter This is Bono "

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Enjoyable Travel Note of Week:

    Dick Ebersole was kind enough to lend me the NBC Jet to fly to New Orleans for Monday Night football. I had just been picked up at the airport and was sitting in my limo. I sent the driver into Starbucks to grab me a venti Mocha latte. My cell phone rang " Peter this is Bono I'd like you to join me on stage tonight to sing "It's a Beautiful Day."
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Whatever dude. It was a triple grande hazelnut latte.
     
  3. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Actually, I think he sent his manservant, not his driver. Or was it his concubine?
     
  4. YankeessSuck

    YankeessSuck Member

    Bono rules!!!

    Although, what the hell is up with his hair? It is so un-Bono like
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's called male pattern baldness.
     
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Must be from rubbing his head together with that of Geldof and selected other "leading lights."

    They were trying to come up with at least one intelligent thought that wouldn't cause the world to give a collective eye-roll. Sadly, they failed.
     
  7. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Am I the only one that wonders why there are so many 's' in your username?
     
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "Peter this is Bruce, I'd like you to join me onstage to sing an a capella medley of 'My Lover Man' and 'Pilgrim In The Temple Of Love (Santa Gets A Blowjob).' Have your people call my people. Peace out. War Mary Beth."
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Why? Why did I read this? Nothing good can come from it!

    Maybe PK can do a cover of Red Rubber Ball by the Cyrkle.
     
  10. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    It's like that Mario Van Peebles movie.... Badassssssss!
     
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Yes Bubbler its going to be all right. The morning sun is shinning.........
     
  12. Madhavok

    Madhavok Active Member

    Oh Gaaawd.

    —The Madhavok
     
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