Per TMZ - San Diego's Merriman allegedly roughs up Tila Tequila

Reason No. 2,359 why Tila should've stuck with girls.

 

Oh for the love of fucking piss, hondo, do you have to get on your high fucking horse about that? Shouldn't you be yelling at the hippies and the scary kids who drive around your neighborhood listening to rap instead of preaching against some eighth-rate "TV star?"

You fucking watched the show. What's that say for you?

 

I prefer to bang Cristal and gargle hookers.

Wait, what?

 

Isn't Cristal a hooker?

 

Where do you think I met her?

Signed,

 

Somewhere, Joe Millionaire is picking fights after being forced to work the fry station.

 

Awesome.

 

Mmmm....hookers, wait, I mean Cristal.

 

I get on a high horse about hypocrisy. Believe me, God isn't blessing her lifestyle.

 

I enjoy your Twitter feed. Wait, that's not you. That guy is too funny.

 

Yeah, it's a challenge to take down Tequila chick for her hypocrisy. Do you catch fish, put them in a bucket, wait for them to die and then shoot them, too?

 

Well, since the thread is about her, it's not like I thread-jacked.
Why don't you go start a bash Sarah Palin thread?