Pens

Pilot G2 gel ink. But I always keep a fine-tip felt pen, too, just in case.

 

Pilot V5

 

>>They manufacture waterproof Reporter's notebooks? Wow, I never heard of that.<<

Developed by crazy hikers ... $3.85 for one.
Also used by cops and firemen.
http://www.trailexplorers.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TEO&Product_Code=RITR148&Category_Code=

And no pens with caps for me. Clicks or twists.
I always end up losing the caps and making a mess.

 

OK, Klopmus.
Jerry: What kind of pen is that?
Jack Klompus: This pen?
Jerry: Yeah. Jack: This is an astronaut pen, it writes upside down, they use this in space.
Jerry: Oh wow, that's the astronaut pen, I heard about that, where did you get it.
Jack: Oh it was a gift.
Jerry: Because a lot of times, when I write in bed, and I have to turn and lean on my elbow, to make the pen work.
Jack: Take the pen.
Jerry Oh no.
Jack: Go ahead.
Jerry: I couldn't.
Jack Cmon take the pen!.
Jerry: I can't take it.
Jack: Do me a personal favor.
Jerry: No I'm not comfortable, I cannot take it.
Jack: Take the pen!
Jerry: Are you sure?
Jack: I'm positive, take the pen.
Jerry: Oh thank you very much, thank you, gee boy.

 

I'm still using Wynfrey hotel pens from SEC media days. When those run out, I'll turn to the 200 Hampton Inn pens I have.

 

The pen John Kruk uses to sign autographs.

 

This thread is getting funnier than "Pimp my Urinal."

What's scary is the humor is unintentional.

 

My pen!!!

 

that's the badboy right there

 

because it has to be done ...

Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery. Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

 

I would like to third this opinion. The V5 is the shit. It's pretty much all I use (not counting, of course, as Michael pointed out, the many, many Marriott pens I inevitably have floating around).

Although I like the blue V5s better than the black, it's harder to find them in "Extra Fine"

 

That's all I use now.