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Paula Dean's sage advice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    "Always be careful when roasting your nuts."

    She was making cookies with pecans. What were you thinking?
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I was thinking....fnord?
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

  5. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    Here's a Paul Deen story that's rather funny (I think)

    She was at Bristol Motor Speedway a year or two ago as a special guest because Smithfield was sponsoring a Busch car.

    Paula was brought to the press box Friday afternoon for a press conference.

    When it came time for questions, one local scribe * cough, cough Jeff, Jeff * says "Do you know Rachel Ray? She's about the prettiest woman on television."

    Paula Deen responds "Why don't you just kiss my butt?"

    He's never lived it down.
  6. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    "Duck when people are throwing hams."
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Does this have anything to do with Butter? Because Paula Deen can't do anything without butter
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I is EPIC FAIL.
  9. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

  10. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    Or gravy. Not that that's a bad thing.
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Sage advice? I guessed her a thyme girl.
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