Pastor urges marrieds to have sex for 7 straight days

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/11/13/jvm.issues.preaching.sex.cnn

 

Fucking marrieds. Why do they have to flaunt their sexuality? We get it, you're straight. Keep it to yourself.

 

Gotta keep breeding those little taxpayers. We're going to need them.

 

Mind your own fucking business, Pastor.

 

You sure he was serious? That blue font of his can be misleading.

 

That's the problem Dickens... he's minding people's fucking business.

 

My post was intended to work on two levels. Points to Mikey for the first part, points to Joe for the second.

 

His intentions obviously are good, but damn, I can't stand people who tell other people how to live their lives.

 

Sweet. Looks like I'm moving up in the world.

 

Shit, I know marrieds who don't have sex seven times in a YEAR.

And I haven't clicked on the link, but I hope my parents are excused. Ick.

 

I may become a religious person yet

 

My wife's sister and her husband go to that church. Can't wait to ask them if they've been hooking up like pastor said.

And, FWIW, they've been going there for years and have never met the pastor.