Paris out already?

So what happens when she runs over a few pedestrians the next time she is half-in-the-bag, tell her she has to her eat a box of Dunkin' Donuts?

 

CNN says that she's under home confinement for 40 days and that she'll be wearing an ankle bracelet.

 

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=%22Paris+Hilton%22&ie=UTF-8&scoring=n

 

So if I got picked up for DWI and continued to drive around town despite what a judge told me, I could go home from jail early if I would turn up my nose at jail food? Good to know.

 

WTF...


The New York Posted reported Wednesday night that a teary-eyed Hilton had received a two-hour visit Wednesday from her lawyer Richard Hutton and psychiatrist Dr. Charles Sophy.

A lawyer who represents two murder suspects staying in the same ward as the reality TV star and heiress told the newspaper, "They can hear her crying a bit."

"She came out of her cell to make a phone call. She's not used to making collect calls and she needed help. A sergeant had to help her," the lawyer said, adding that inmate 9818783 had been "friendly" with other inmates.

 

Well, I guess I'll be pose the obvious question everyone knows the answer to: How often you think they give early release to inmates NOT celebrity spoiled children from powerful billionaire families simply because they whined about a tummy ache or feeling sad?

I'm guessing that in the near future someone who had the power to make this happen is gonna land a sweet new job, an insider stock tip, or some other secret benefit courtesy of a phone call or 2 from big daddy Hilton.

 

She needed help to make a collect call?

God, that's pathetic.

 

People are used to dialing 1-900 to get to her.

 

If it weren't for those infernal Carrot Top commercials a couple years back, i would have no idea how to make a collect call.

Think about it...has Paris ever not had a cell phone? Collect calls aren't a part of everyone's life.

 

The "medical reasons" excuse just pisses me off. In 'real life' the best a prisoner gets for a medical condition (swallowed a razor blade is quite common believe it or not) they are treated to a guard sitting in their hospital room.

None of this surprises me though.

 

Christian Dior or Tiffany?