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Paris Hilton's Ass-Goiter (NSFW or around mealtime)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

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    Einhorn is jealous.
     
  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

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  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Hmmm, Liza in that photo or Paris's ass-goiter....
    Decisions, decisions...
     
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    K... that clinches it. . I'd rather see the ass-goiter...
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I'll say it. I'd have sex with her. She's vacuous, a bitch, blonde. I'm not proud of it, but it kind of sums up my tortured relationship history. I even did the trust-fund wealthy, vacuous, blonde bitch--although she didn't quite have Hilton money. I'd do it. Don't expect she would with me, though.
     
  7. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    What do you think is the combined number of plastic surgeries performed on that collection of individuals? 50?
     
  8. Bill Horton

    Bill Horton Active Member

    OK, you've got one bullet and orders to shoot ...
    which one do you take out?
     
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Jacko. No question.
     
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    If you have to spend any time in a room with them?

    Yourself.
     
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Perfect time for some lyrics from "Bad."

    Gonna hurt your mind don't shoot to kill.
    Come on come on lay it on me. All right...
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    You stand on the end, shoot sideways and hope it gets all four
     
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