Paris busts loose

Came home from work and flipped on the tele for some news. Unfortunately, MSNBC and Fox aren't showing news. They're live on the West Coast for Paris Hilton's release from jail, with full analysis. I'm guessing CNN will jump on the story soon enough, though I'm hoping they steer clear. The end is nigh. That is all.

 

I think she needs to pick up some grub at Carl Jr., then wash her car.

 

think she'll videotape it?

 

The douchebag Brit reporter on FoxNews just comparred this "liberation of Paris," to the actual WWII "Liberation of Paris." OMFG.

 

Why is this even news? What the fuck has she done for society? Also, the papparazzi are fucking crazy.

 

More likely, wouldn't she go to In-N-Out Burger?

 

Eh, fuck it. If not her, it would just be some other asshole celebrity plastered all over the cable news.

 

kinda set the ball on the T with that one, didn't you starman?

 

I imagine she's lost that bible by now.