Panty Melt

I was just going to say Right Said Fred, but that's much more literal.

 

Moddy, I was going to attempt to defend Vanilla because the song has decent beat. I put the song in as a joke. I was in high school and didn't know what girls wanted, still working on figuring that out.

I have no defense for "I love you" after seeing the music video.

http://music.aol.com/video/i-love-you/vanilla-ice/playlist/worst-music-videos-ever/1882829

Thanks, Moddy, for inspiring me to look this up and realize my errors.

 

Then I'd think you'd be in, no matter what the mix is like.

 

and

 

All I Need by Jack Wagner

 

You're a terrible human being.

 

Boys of Summer by Don Henley

 

C'mon, it worked when Frisco was knee-deep all up inside Felicia.

 

Muahahahahahahaha! Awesome.

This should go in there, too:

 

"Possession" by Sarah McLachlan is the best sex/makeout/whatever song ever. It has the good beat, the hot lyrics, the whole thing.

In general, though, worry less about playing the music that gets her hot and more about being the guy who gets her hot.

 

Frank Sinatra. Take your pick. Somehow I doubt that will "have the right beat to fit in with the mix."