Paging Freelance Hack: The 5 Burgers Likely To Give You a Heart Attack

The Great White Burger: burned to a crisp

 

The Who Burger: with way too many ingredients and pressed for three hours in a panini maker

 

Ordering the Nirvana burger makes you feel edgy and cool, but the side dishes that come with it will make you regret ordering it.
The leftovers, however, can be reassembled into another burger and are delicious.

 

The Jack White burger is actually 12-slider sampler.

 

So does that make the cover of the "Load" album a POV shot of James Hetfield's accident?

 

The Metallica burger has sucked since the best ingredient was kicked out and formed the Megaburger.

 

How many of you assholes are too ashamed to admit you like the Rush Burger?

 

The Queen burger is actually a foot-long hot dog slipped inside a toasty bun.

The Pink Floyd burger sounds like a good meal when it's 2 a.m. and you're drunk or stoned, but then it takes four hours to eat and you wonder what the hell you just ordered.

Everyone swears the Beatles burger is the best thing on the menu. Just remember, it doesn't go well with Japanese food.

 

Most places only serve the Nickelback Burger, and they give you one every 20 minutes whether you wanted one or not.

 

The Head East burger is flat as a pancake ...

 

Ther is no way you'll get me to eat the Ozzy Osborne burger.....