Pacino to play Joe Pa in Joe Pos' book-to-movie, directed by DePalma...

...called Happy Valley.

http://www.deadline.com/2013/01/joe-paterno-movie-al-pacino-brian-de-palma-happy-valley/

 

Yeah - if the plot has a shower scene in it, it has to be directed by DePalma.

 

I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?

 

Oh good, we get to see Hollywood make Paterno out to be a poor victim in a story that will BASED on a true story.

 

Given how much of Paterno's life - and Sandusky's crimes - are public knowledge why is it necessary to cut a movie deal for this with Posnanski and his publisher?

 

I would imagine it's a legal issue -- using the book as the basis gives some legal coverage.

 

Coverage from what?

 

Shottie and a few friends have already secured their place in line for the premier:

 

How the hell do you turn this story into a movie?

Here it is from JoePa's viewpoint: Old man's friend fucks kids. Old man dies. Yeah, that'll draw an audience.

I think there might be hope if you tell the story entirely from Sara Ganim's viewpoint. You could maybe pull it off from Pos' viewpoint if you make him less of a JoePa suck-up, but he's really a passive figure in the story, so you've have to take some serious liberties. Outside of that, they're screwed.

 

LOLZ.

 

Soooo... Who plays Sandusky?

I assume Carrot Top plays McQueary.

 

Jerry Van Dyke.

Even has experience playing a dumb assistant coach.