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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member


  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Mayim Bialik is going to shoot a laser into your dick.

  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Thank God for Slate. Now Dick can stop breast-feeding his kids. :)
  4. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Rule 34 on Mayim Bialik shooting lasers into dicks. I need to see that.
  5. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    breastfeeding may be overrated but breasts are certainly not overrated
  6. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Underrated as hell, despite being the most obsessed over item on the planet.
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    We bottle fed. My wife and her siblings were all bottle-fed and that's what my wife wanted to do. The doctor signed off on it and said it doesn't make much of a difference.

    After my oldest was born, one of the nurses walked into my wife's room and asked if she needed help learning to breastfeed. My wife told her we were bottle feeding and I could see the steam coming out of this woman's head. She then, started to lecture my wife about it and I interrupted her and said, "We've already talked about this with the doctor and we're comfortable with our decision."

    She stormed off... About a half-hour later she came back with a bunch of pamphlets and said, "I'm sure after you read these, you'll realize that if you don't breastfeed have significant problems... "

    I interrupted her again and threw her out of the room. I then found the head nurse and made it clear that that nurse will not come into my wife's room again under any circumstances.
  8. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Mizzou, I wish you could be married to my wife for one day. Just one day.

    It would be a reality television ratings bonanza.
  9. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Sexy good times at SJ! Put your keys in here:

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Man, he said married. He didn't say anything about sex.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  11. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Mizzou would be about three words in when sex - or even pleasant conversation - would be permanently off the table.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    When I clicked on this thread I was 100 percent convinced it was going to be about Johnny Football.
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