"Over-rated!"

Breast-feeding:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/02/27/breast_feeding_study_benefits_of_breast_over_bottle_have_been_exaggerated.html

 

Mayim Bialik is going to shoot a laser into your dick.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/24/mayim-bialik-breastfeeding-not-sexual-_n_4849016.html

 

Thank God for Slate. Now Dick can stop breast-feeding his kids.

 

Rule 34 on Mayim Bialik shooting lasers into dicks. I need to see that.

 

breastfeeding may be overrated but breasts are certainly not overrated

 

Underrated as hell, despite being the most obsessed over item on the planet.

 

We bottle fed. My wife and her siblings were all bottle-fed and that's what my wife wanted to do. The doctor signed off on it and said it doesn't make much of a difference.

After my oldest was born, one of the nurses walked into my wife's room and asked if she needed help learning to breastfeed. My wife told her we were bottle feeding and I could see the steam coming out of this woman's head. She then, started to lecture my wife about it and I interrupted her and said, "We've already talked about this with the doctor and we're comfortable with our decision."

She stormed off... About a half-hour later she came back with a bunch of pamphlets and said, "I'm sure after you read these, you'll realize that if you don't breastfeed have significant problems... "

I interrupted her again and threw her out of the room. I then found the head nurse and made it clear that that nurse will not come into my wife's room again under any circumstances.

 

Mizzou, I wish you could be married to my wife for one day. Just one day.

It would be a reality television ratings bonanza.

 

Sexy good times at SJ! Put your keys in here:

 

Man, he said married. He didn't say anything about sex.

 

Mizzou would be about three words in when sex - or even pleasant conversation - would be permanently off the table.

 

When I clicked on this thread I was 100 percent convinced it was going to be about Johnny Football.