Out-of-wedlock f*** trophies hit all-time high!

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/news/nation/16087173.htm

Yeah! Now this is something to be proud of!

 

I'm more curious about the rise of caesarian sections because of "convenience." How is a C-section more "convenient" than a natural birth?

Any help? Ladies?

 

Um, you don't have to sit in labor for 12 hours?

 

They allow more f***ing, Doc!

F*** all day, and f*** all night. F*** day and night.

 

Fair enough.

 

Yeah, and it keeps things tight, as Dye alluded to.

 

Yeah, I'd considered that part of it before I posted.

 

Let's see . . . shortened labor, you know exactly when the little fuck trophy is gonna show up, the, um, tightness issue.

Negatives: natural birth helps baby with its first breaths, keeps ab muscles intact, thereby allowing you to have a decent tummy without a tummy tuck (so says my sister, but she does water births with a midwife. strange woman).

Any further questions should be answered by somebody with a medical degree or who's given birth.

 

These responses (sans sportschick's) should be nominated as Chauvinistic Posts of the Year.

 

I was honestly asking. Of course, once the reasons were given, I quickly realized my temporary ignorance.

 

I could post something terrible feminist chauvinistic about Jake Plummer if I can join the club too.

 

Not you, gd, referring specifically to my, um, coarseness.

And, SC, you're always welcome in our club.