Our plea to Will Smith ...

HNIC?
Hockey Night in Canada? Cool!!!

 

J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of A Raisin In The Sun, if you know what I mean.

 

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no marks allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for bitch-made punks, though, don't they?

 

I agree. I've walked out on two movies -- Wild, Wild West and Powder. Two equally awful movies. I liked Will Smith in I, Robot, but Wild, Wild West was a bad idea from the start.

 

I walked out on Twister. When they gave the tornado a growling, monster-like sound it was just too much.

 

I actually liked Twister.

P.S. Great sig. Unbelievably true.

 

You guys are the worst blaxsploitation writers ever assembled.

 

Twister rocked - if only for hearing Phillip Seymour Hoffman explain "the suck zone."

 

How about Will Smith in the starring role in Green Acres?
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Oddly enough, one of two movies I walked out on had Will Smith. Made in America, which I still contend is the worst movie I've ever seen any parts of, was said film.

The other was Bones, starring Snoop Dogg, which I expected to be horrible and was dragged to by an ex g/f who had a thing for the Dizzle.

 

I highly recommend "The Pursuit of Happyness." Smith is outstanding in playing a true-life rags-to-riches character.

 

Just saw this the other day. Movie was pretty good and Smith was outstanding. His son was solid, too. Kid's got talent.