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OUCH! And for good measure she threw It in the garbage disposal!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jul 12, 2011.

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  1. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    smh
     
    Point of Order, Jul 12, 2011
    #13
  2. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Pretty sure that divorce is going to go through now.
     
    hondo, Jul 12, 2011
    #14
  3. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    What would Leviticus do?
     
    Point of Order, Jul 12, 2011
    #15
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Just as well then. Her lawyer would have ended up with it eventually.
     
    LongTimeListener, Jul 12, 2011
    #16
  5. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    "Ma'am, you were only entitled to half."
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Jul 13, 2011
    #17
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    If the schlong offends thee ....
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jul 13, 2011
    #18
  7. Moose A. Moose

    Moose A. Moose Member

    Would her boxing nickname be the "Goo Wrecker," the "Loo Wrecker" or the "Woo Wrecker?" Or, should we go the other way with "New Pecker?"
     
    Moose A. Moose, Jul 13, 2011
    #19
  8. ShiptoShore

    ShiptoShore Member

    How about:

    "Fucking Headcase Who Cuts Off Penises and Throws Them In Garbage Disposals"

    I think that's intimidating enough. Puts Tyson's ear fetish to shame.
     
    ShiptoShore, Jul 13, 2011
    #20
  9. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    I'm just not sure what the eye-for-an-eye penis equivalent is for a female. What would the Saudis do?
     
    Point of Order, Jul 13, 2011
    #21
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