Oscar Night 2010

There's a product for peeing in your pants, too. I couldn't figure that commercial out.

 

The 30-minute network red carpet show is bound to be one of the top 10-watched shows at ABC this year.

So why in hell have they turned it over to a bunch of outsiders? A former swimsuit model? The editor of a magazine? WTF? When Sherri Sheppard is the most professional talent you have on cam, you are in serious trouble.

Paging Ryan Seacrest, stat.

 

You're not the target audience, I trust.

 

Always love Kate Winslet. And, again, she is stunning.

 

How many times did Gabourey Sidibe bench 225 at the combine?

 

Melanie Griffith's face is tighter than my car upholstery.

Is Woody Harrelson with Tiger Woods' mom?

 

That made me laugh so hard, and, in turn, feel bad for doing it.

 

The fiancee is watching 'What Not To Wear' and I don't feel like getting off the couch and going to my room. Any awards given out yet?

 

We're watching What Not to Wear, it's called the Oscars.

 

It's amazing how many beautiful women make strange choices on Oscar night.

 

Count me in. I lauded so hard, I spit my gum out and had to crawl under my computer desk to retrieve it. Good on ya, lad.

 

Who peed in Clooney's Cheerios?