Osama Dead

http://www.upi.com/InternationalIntelligence/view.php?StoryID=20060923-080515-8077r

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Osama pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

We won the war on terror!

 

Forget about Osama being dead. I didn't know UPI was still alive.

 

Thinly sourced by the Moonie UPI, I agree. And the timing's rather impeccable. But the guy has had kidney trouble for years and typhoid is pretty rampant in the places where he's been hiding out. CNN's running with it, though, as is MSNBC.

 

Yeh, we heard 5 years ago he was buried alive in Tora Bora and we heard 3 years ago he died of kidney failure.

Show me a fricking body already.

 

Head on a platter, like they had a picture of Zar-COW-oui's head for the world to see.

 

Still waiting for a pic of Ken Lay's corpse. Still waiting.

 

Ben --
I've always advocated the return of the stocks for old Ken. Hang him up there outside the old Enron building and hand out free tomatoes.
Or, better, send him out driving with Ken Skilling.

 

Ben, he's spending his money dressed as a woman somewhere in the crowded European marketplace cities.

 

Or even... Jeffrey.

 

;D

 

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