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Osama Dead

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Sep 23, 2006.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Osama pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    We won the war on terror!
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Forget about Osama being dead. I didn't know UPI was still alive.
  4. Thinly sourced by the Moonie UPI, I agree. And the timing's rather impeccable. But the guy has had kidney trouble for years and typhoid is pretty rampant in the places where he's been hiding out. CNN's running with it, though, as is MSNBC.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Yeh, we heard 5 years ago he was buried alive in Tora Bora and we heard 3 years ago he died of kidney failure.

    Show me a fricking body already.
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Head on a platter, like they had a picture of Zar-COW-oui's head for the world to see.
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Still waiting for a pic of Ken Lay's corpse. Still waiting.
  8. Ben --
    I've always advocated the return of the stocks for old Ken. Hang him up there outside the old Enron building and hand out free tomatoes.
    Or, better, send him out driving with Ken Skilling.
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Ben, he's spending his money dressed as a woman somewhere in the crowded European marketplace cities.
  10. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Or even... Jeffrey.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member


  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Gotcha? Like the movie?

    Linda Fiorentino: "You are weirgen?"
    Anthony Edwards: "Yes, I am ... weirgen."
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