Ooooh ... it happened in NEW YORK ...

I have mountains. You have smog. I win

 

I've got the Atlantic Ocean.... you've got barren wasteland...
I WIN! ;D

 

I've got a relatively unpolluted Flathead Lake (biggest freshwater lake West of the Mississippi). You have foul, nasty, polluted sea water. I win again!

 

I have Broadway shows, Madison Square Garden, Yankee Stadium, Giants Stadioum, Shea Stadium, Lincoln Center, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Central Park, The New Jersey Performing Arts Center, Atlantic City casinos, The Stone Pony ... thousands of the best restaurants in the world ....

You have a whole lot of empty space.

I win in a landslide (which, at times, mght have. I don't)

 

Hmm... rude people and bad pizza vs. a giant brown cloud of pollution. I'll stay in flyover country, thanks!

 

I think I'd rather have empty space.

Though I do agree this deserved an "urgent" tag because of the names involved. It is the Yankees and it is Randy Johnson and it is basically the deal being completed and that is urgent.

The thing about AP I never understood was why they put urgent on things that get pushed at noon when it isn't near anyone's deadline, though I have no idea what time deadlines are for afternoon papers.

 

I can see stars at night. I win!

 

In NYC, you can see stars during the daytime and at night.

 

I see stars at night, too.... especially over the ocean or over the NY skyline along the Hudson River...an unequalled view from the west bank of the Hudson

Next time you come East, chickie, I'll show you around.

 

I've been East. It's dirty and makes my allergies act up. It's a nice place to visit, but I'll stay out here when I can breath, thankyouverymuch.

 

People in NYC usually do not mate with cattle.

 

Neither do I, 20-year-old boys sure, but not cattle. Too much hair