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Only read if you care about ice-skating circus bears that go berserk

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by The Big Ragu, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    The lede got me:

    I know it is sad. Someone killed, others injured, the bear shot and killed. But the story made me chuckle for some reason. An ice-skating bear. Goes berserk and mauls his trainer. And it happens in a voweless place.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    The good news is that the bear has an NHL tryout next week.


    A bear can only wear spangles for so long before snapping.
  3. mb

    mb Active Member

    Heaven needed an angry ice-skating bear?
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Bear's pissed because he got cut from his club team.

  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    BS. It was Jeff Gilooly in a goddamn bear suit.
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The second comment was, "They're better than the Rangers."
  7. FishHack76

    FishHack76 Active Member

    The Maple Leafs need his help...
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    For some reason I keep thinking that Sean Avery must have been involved.
  9. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    You only cover us when our ice skating be....

  10. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    That bear worked just as hard as the other Sigfried and Roy's crazy tiger.
  11. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    When I was ten or eleven I actually wrote a children's picture book about an ice skating bear.

    And to paraphrase Chris Rock, that bear didn't go berserk. That bear went bear!
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    It went bearserk?
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