One of the greatest interviews in the history of the world

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html

Did searches for "mayer" and nothing came up, so on with the forcible sodomy.

 

He keeps making shitbag albums like his last one, and he won't find many people laughing.

But I think Mayer is smart enough to realize that album stunk, and he'll admit as much in a year or so.

 

Loved this exchange

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.

Which I'm sure he's doing.
What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.

 

Good player.
Not a fan of his music.

 

That was bizarre.

And on what planet is John Mayer a "world-renowned blues legend?"

 

The planet where coffee house music passes for the blues?

W.C. Handy spins in the grave.

 

Of all the genres you could put Mayer's stuff in ... blues doesn't make the Top 10 for me. Poor confused interviewer must have thought they were talking to Jonny Lang.

 

It was a funny interview. Couldn't tell if the interviewer was just flummoxed and running down a list or goading Mayer for fun.

He seemed to get into it, though.

 

Well, dude was candid. Kudos for that at least.

 

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html