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One Bourbon, one scotch and eight beers

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry, John.

    Here you go, bud:

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  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Delbert McClinton is playing here Saturday night. I'm pumped beyond belief.
     
    three_bags_full, Nov 15, 2007
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  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Damn, that looks good. Though I actually prefer a Newcastle.
     
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  4. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    WHAT'S THE USE OF GETTING SOBER (WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GET DRUNK AGAIN)
    (Busby Meyers)

    Louis Jordan & His Tympany 5 - 1943
    The Beatles - 1969
    Joe Jackson - 1981


    INTRO:
    1st Voice: Boy, you listen to your old Pappy
    2nd Voice: Yeah, Pappy
    1V: And stop drinking so much
    2V: I'm-I'm ain't been doing so much drinking, Pappy
    1V: Shut up, boy! You drink all day and you drink all night and you
    know, son, that that ain't right
    2V: Oh Pappy, you just give me a chance. I, I can, I . . .
    1V: Shut up, boy! Boy, you're lookin' thin as a twig
    2V: I know that . . .
    1V: Look likes your dear old Pappy - about to blow your wig
    2V: Oh I'm gonna blow my wig, Pappy

    What's the use of getting sober
    When you're gonna get drunk again
    Oh Sam done something fine
    When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
    I love my whiskey and I love my gin
    Every time you see me I'm in my sin
    So what's the use of getting sober
    When you're gonna get drunk again

    I went out last night about half past one
    Thought I'd whoop it up a little and have some fun
    I got me a half pint about half past two
    Mmm, mmm, the way I was feeling you know what I wanna do
    Got me a pint about half past four
    Felt so good, went out and got me some more
    Got me a quart about half past five
    Boy, that was so nice didn't know if I was dead or alive

    So what's the use of getting sober If you're gonna get drunk again
    Oh Sam done something fine
    When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
    I love my whiskey and I love my gin
    Every time you see me I'm in my sin
    So what's the use of getting sober
    When you're gonna get drunk again

    Well I've been thinking
    But I keep drinking
    I guess I'm 'bout lose my mind
     
    old_tony, Nov 15, 2007
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  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I think it's time for me to turn in. Class starts early tomorrow.

    Good night, all,


    (drunk) three_bags_full
     
    three_bags_full, Nov 15, 2007
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  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Buenos nachos, three bags.
     
    old_tony, Nov 15, 2007
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  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    You are a soldier T_B_F.
     
    Mayfly, Nov 15, 2007
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  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I could go for some good nachos right about now. ...
     
    mike311gd, Nov 15, 2007
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  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Our soldier will be singing this in the morning, I think....

    MY HEAD HURTS, MY FEET STINK AND I DON'T LOVE JESUS Jimmy Buffett

    My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.
    It's that kind of mornin',
    really was that kind of night.
    Tryin' to tell myself that my
    condition is improvin' and if I don't
    die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night.

    Went down to the snake pit,
    to drink a little beer.
    Listened to the juke box,
    oh, it's comin' in clear.
    All of a sudden I wasn't alone
    pickin' country music with old Joe Bones.
    Duval Street was rockin',
    my eyes they started poppin'!
    Because there she sat at the corner of the bar,
    as I broke another string on my old guitar.
    Someone call a cab.
    Lady won't you pay my tab?

    (First Verse)

    Got to get a little orange juice,
    And a Darvon for my head.
    I can't spend all day,
    Baby, layin' in bed.
    I'm goin' down to Fausto's
    to get some chocolate milk.
    Can't spend my life in your sheets of silk
    I've got to find my way
    Crawl out and greet the day.

    (Repeat First Verse)
     
    Flying Headbutt, Nov 15, 2007
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  10. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Woodford Reserve is actually just Old Forester in a different bottle. Highly overrated.
     
    Bob Slydell, Nov 15, 2007
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  11. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    How's the ol' noggin this morning, t_b_f?
     
    Platyrhynchos, Nov 15, 2007
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  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    A nice glass of bourbon (pre. Woodford) along with a big,fat cigar sitting back in the country watching the sun set.

    Tonight.
     
    Chef, Nov 15, 2007
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