Olivia Newton-John sings My (Ex)Boyfriend's Back (and there's gonna be trouble)

Authorities have found O N-J's long-lost boyfriend, the fellow who disppeared five years ago on a fishing trip.

http://www.vancouversun.com/business/Unpaid+Spanish+hostesses+strip+protest/2752552/Olivia+Newton+John+boyfriend+found+alive+five+years+after+mysterious+disappearance/2754159/story.html

 

I love how the paper links the story.

The story is about ONJ's ex, so why does the link include the words "Spanish hostesses strip"? Is that a way to drive up traffic from horny Spanish boys Googling for stripper porn?

 

Or it just got tangled up with this. One of the two.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE62U50F20100331

 

Olivia should have been in touch with her lawyer about 10 seconds after this news came out (or several years before), because I am sure a lot of people will be interested to know if she knew anything about/had anything to do with his little vanishing act.

Presuming, of course, that she DIDN'T.

 

Has always been such a bizarre story. I wonder if someday the actual truth will come out. There's gotta be more to this.

 

When you owe, presumably, a fairly hefty sum of money, apparently defrauded insurance companies out of six-figure payouts, and from all appearances still have access to substantial operational funds (how else could you exist on a boat and issue statements to the media?) issuing a statement through your lawyers that you no longer wish to be "hounded by investigators or the media," is probably a real good way to accomplish precisely the opposite.

 

Yep. Good luck with that, douchebag. Cops always comply with requests from criminals to leave them alone.

And what exactly is a "U.S. current affairs program?"