'OK, you're a runner. Get over it'

Nobody gives a shit about your dead nana.

 

We refused to get these stickers because they're signal flares for pedophiles:

 

Or freq.

 

I'm sure the car seat in the back would be more of a dead giveaway than any sticker.

 

So, if I wear a Fender tshirt, am I throwing my love of Fender guitars/amps in everyone's face?

 

Gibson or gtfo

 

Good point Buck.
I wear pretty much nothing but sports shirts (I just picked up 6 random ones for 12 bucks with gems like a light blue Morneau Twins "jersey", a Trent Richardson Browns "jersey", a Magic shirt and a Va. Tech shirt) or a few of my favorite bands. Same goes with pullovers or hats.
Is that "throwing it" in someone's face?
On the flip side, when I see someone wearing American Eagle, Ambercrombie, etc...I think they look so stupid since they are basically promoting a brand name like a team.
Yet, running gear, 5K/10K shirts, etc. don't bother me. The stickers don't really bother me either. Heck, all I have is breweries, team logos, and radio station stickers on my car

 

It could be just trying to write a humorous, observational piece.

We live in sensitive, emotional times.

 

Does the shirt say "I play a Fender" on it?