OK, ladies, what's your frickin problem?

solid.

 

That was awesome.

 

quit drafting off my heat, noob.

 

I personally do not condone failure to lift the seat when urinating.
As I said, it's not a laser beam. Lift the damn seat.
However, I also do not think it is appropriate that women think the natural state of the toilet should be seat down.
Perhaps the toilet's natural, resting state should be seat up.

 

Here's what I wonder: When women sit down, do they assume the lid is up? If so, that could prove to be a messy number, too.

 

women don't even need to fucking sit. what's their problem?

 

I insist that both seat and lid be down. Otherwise Stan gets into the tiolet and plays in the water, and that's just gross.

 

Wait til you drop a deuce, and forget about it sometime.

Or if one of the boy-toys comes over, releases a meadow muffin, leaves it in there. Stan will think it's Christmas, and play with it til his little heart can't take it anymore.

 

That is so foul, and why the lid is always down!

 

The lid is always down at my place. Sure, it creates a bit of a mess, but if I ever do have a woman over to the house, she won't fall in the toilet.

 

If you ever have a woman to your place, you better tie her up in your damn basement, and hold on to her like grim death.

 

Uncle Leo?