OK, ladies, what's your frickin problem?

I knew I was really in love with the last guy I dated ... because I couldn't fart in front of him.

 

Ain't love grand?

 

You're such a romantic, Flasher.

 

A female friend of mine bragged about her ability to drop a deuce and wrap a log around the bowl. She also took pleasure in noting whether her excrement matched the color of the wine she drank the night before.

 

I'm really a big softie ... not as tough as I come across.

I have a male friend who keeps threatening to take pictures of his dumps and mass email them to us ...

 

Dude, you all are around some nasty-ass women if they don't flush. That's just disgusting. Seriously. I've never heard of that, never seen that, and I wouldn't believe it if others didn't verify. I feel sick just thinking of it.

 

hey ijag it's true. i used to clean bathrooms at a grocery store and the women's bathroom was nastier nearly everyday.

 

Opposite case when I cleaned them at a Waffle House. The men's room literally had shit on the walls.

And jesus, guys, the bowl is HUGE and your aiming instrument...well it's not. How hard can it be to make it in the water??

 

Perhaps for some guys, the target is too far from the nozzle? Me, I never miss. The water's cold, though. And deep, too.

 

IJAG, I have no explanation for it, but aiming is not always as easy as it seems. Sometimes I am amazed at the total lack of accuracy I have. It's like the toilet has a forcefield around it sometimes. However, as someone who has had to clean fast-food bathrooms earlier in life, I have always felt the need to clean up after myself.

 

Jesus Christ. That just made me pee a little. Oh, and I'm wearing khakis and going commando. This is not a good start to my day.

 

I commend Doc on his bravery here...given that his wife is a member of this site.