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OK, it's my turn to be on a game show...and yours to help! (updated on Page 2)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Mar 20, 2008.

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  1. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Sam's brother. He's the ugly one.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Mar 22, 2008
    #49
  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Nice.
     
    pallister, Mar 22, 2008
    #50
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Pall and Norm: Dead. To. Me.

    Carl is NPR's veteran newsman. He has a radio newsman's voice, and I get him all to myself for about 30 seconds.

    The pressure is killing me!

    I'm thinking (god help us all) of going at least part haiku.
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 22, 2008
    #51
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I'm thinking he needs to say "What's your damage?" at some point, but maybe that's just me.
     
    Chi City 81, Mar 22, 2008
    #52
  5. Pencil Dick

    Pencil Dick Member

    Obviously, IJAG, you need to call in the big guns to script this thing.

    Jones would be the first choice ... if he's off smoking Cuban cigars and/or searching for a new hometown, then try Bubbler.
     
    Pencil Dick, Mar 22, 2008
    #53
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Re: OK, it's my turn to be on a game show...and yours to help! (updated on Page

    So many ways to go with this. First off, Sam Cassell is fun to talk to, so if I had him like you do, I'd insist on 30 minutes, not 30 seconds. And I'd want video to go with it. And when the 30 minutes was up, I'd have him throw in the words "ET, phone home!" just for the hell of it. But that's just me.

    If you really don't want to put much thought into this, just have him say:

    "Uh oh, scoreboard again!! Bottom line, Carl Kassell doesn't want to hear from loser wannabe haters who have no game. I am tired of the peanut gallery who bring nothing but hate to the table. I have you beat COLD in all areas & always have. But leave a message if you are demonstrably, provably hot and 18 to 34."

    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

    Short, to the point, and weeds out people you don't want to hear from.
     
    The Big Ragu, Mar 22, 2008
    #54
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Re: OK, it's my turn to be on a game show...and yours to help! (updated on Page

    Shouldn't that be "looser" wannabe?

    If this is for IJAG it should mention Jake Gylelelelelelelelelellelelelelelenhall.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Mar 22, 2008
    #55
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Just have him riff on some Mitch Hedberg material. :D
     
    ArnoldBabar, Mar 22, 2008
    #56
  9. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll Well-Known Member

    Great job on NPR, IJAG! I actually sat in the car in my office parking lot to hear every last word. Too bad you didn't get to talk a little more... but the NASCAR jokes were inevitable. :-\

    The podcast is supposed to be available online in another hour or so, for those who don't want to listen to an actual radio.
     
    PaperDoll, Mar 22, 2008
    #57
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: OK, it's my turn to be on a game show...and yours to help! (updated on Page

    I love the fact that you've heard it before I have.

    :(


    Never mind, I'm listening to it right now. I still sound like I'm 12. :(
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 22, 2008
    #58
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Is it on the site now? I just went there for what appeared to be this week's show, but some dude from Seattle who had moved from Rwanda was the Who's Carl This Time? contestant.

    EDIT: Wait (wait), I see two WCTT segments.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Mar 22, 2008
    #59
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Re: OK, it's my turn to be on a game show...and yours to help! (updated on Page

    Um, good work dude. You just outed IJAG!
     
    The Big Ragu, Mar 22, 2008
    #60
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