OK, it's CHRISTMAS NIGHT and you want to take in a movie.

The Good Shephard looks REALLY good.

 

The familly and I will probably see the Will Smith flick.

 

Are these our only two choices?

 

When I was a kid, being a Jew on Christmas also meant that you got to play football on a bigger field. We usually go away, but a couple of years ago, we were home in Manhattan and tried to get movie tickets. At a place with 8 screens, every movie was sold out for the night by noon. Foiled at the movies, we were forced to keep up one part of the tradition by eating Chinese food.

 

This "tradition" is another veiled Hollywood front on the War on Christmas. If you don't love your family enough to suffer, you don't love the baby Jesus. Yes, Virginia they hate America too.

 

The War on Christimas...didn't we already address this in about 3,000 other threads? It's a war, by the way, that "they" are losing. Christmas isn't going anywhere. Relax. Chill. Go back to work.

 

Sadly, yes, because everyone knows only two movies will be playing come Christmas.

 

On Christmas Day, after opening presents, I'm going to go kick down other people's decorations and steal their toys because I'm waging a War on Christmas.

 

Can I join your War on Christmas, Alley? I can kick people's dogs and poison their egg nog.

 

Alley, I enjoy setting fire to Christmas trees and ass-raping grandmas...can I be a colonel in the War on Christmas?

 

DeNiro directed it... for some reason, that gives me pause.

 

Yikes... All but three of the Fresh reviews had major disclaimers attached.

I will wait for Netflix on this one, barring Academy nomination.