OJ Simpson 'Confesses' for 3.5 Million Book Deal

Actually it was Murdoch's "Star" that had the Gennifer story, with tapes.

 

The tapes where Gennifer said she carried on an affair with Clinton in a hotel room of a hotel that wasn't even built until several years later? Ah yes. Now I remember.

 

No worries, DD. We all have bad days.

 

I'd confess to fucking a pit bull on my back porch if it paid $33 million. Hell, I'd confess to liking it, too.

 

And for $3.3 million, I'd tell them I watched the whole thing and can verify your story.

 

And for three million, I'd put on a pit bull suit and....
Well, no, I wouldn't.

 

What does OJ have to lose by confessing to making his ex-wife into a PEZ dispenser 12 years after the fact anyway?

He's been judged criminally not guilty, so no double jeopardy. He's already been ruled against in a civil case and ordered to pay. He's already a cultural pariah. So why all the hush-hush? Spill your guts, sell a book, and make a mint.

Just publish that book in Botswana so Fred doesn't get any $ off it.

 

National Enquirer pretty much had this nailed, as I figured it did.