Ohio Valley SJ.com — It's an ICE day!

Coming in from the West as we speak. Damn you, Missouri!

 

And remember, ice turns highways into virtual student driver killing fields. If you have to go out for Amateur Hour, wear your seatbelt and put on a helmet.

 

Why did that description make me laugh very hard?

 

People who just get snow don't realize how lucky they've got it.

 

Ice will turn even Mario Andretti into a student driver.

Snow is one thing; it's kind of fun to drive in while it's fresh. But you don't mess around on ice.

That's why it's so ridiculous in the South whenever we get our one or two bad days a year.

 

Here, two inches of snow by evening, changing to freezing rain/ice for a nice glazing effect, then back to a cold rain by Friday afternoon.

For those of you currently at spring training camps ... curses to you all!

 

That image looks like something from a RIsk board...

 

We've got schools emptying out already in our southern areas. Looks like we'll be spared some ice, but will get snow. Yay.

 

Hey, it's pretty windy down here!

 

No longer will your city smell like rotted corpses.

It now will smell like cold rotted corpses!

 

Big deal. I thought this was about an immigration controversy.

 

Just keep that shit down there.