Oh ***T, I need some quick help

This sets up the rest of the season nicely.

 

First of all I don't care how long you've been married, and by you I mean any guy who is reading this. When your wife says she doesn't want to do anything special for an anniversary that means SHE doesn't want to do anything special. YOU, on the other hand, have to do something to show you still care about her.

At this point I would suggest putting on your best suit and dropping some serious coin at her most expensive favorite restaurant.

Slip the waiter a $50 and ask him to give you running updates on the Nats loss that night.

 

Shit, the waiter will probably be John Patterson...

 

If you hear plates crashing, probably. It'll be his flexor tendon snapping again.

 

Well, it was the hype at the time. Ask BYH. He would have been all over that show if he was allowed out past dark when he was 12.

 

I'd like to help, Moddy. But relationships and me are in different galaxies.

So anything I would try to say of significance should be ignored.

 

Nice dinner, a movie, and then, to borrow an SportsJournalists.com motto: "Bone it like you own it."

 

No.

 

Yes, there was a DD fever back then, I do recall. But a comparison to the Beatles?

Just goes to show that you'll say anything to get laid....then and 22 years later. ;D

 

It's true. All the girls in fifth and sixth grade loved Duran Duran. Had I strutted around sporting a Seven The Ragged Tiger tour T-shirt, they might have looked at me.