Oh my God he's hideous! Can you name this has been?

It looks like he went back to Purdue and ate all of Pork Day.

 

Whoa---ooo-whoa-o-ohhhhh,
Sweet jelly doughnuts!

 

YOU'RE GONNA EAT FRIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

Axl Rose: The Mark David Chapman of his own career.

Bullets would have been kinder.

 

He used to eat a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more

(you could also substitute "botox" for "eat")

 

It's comments like these that keep me coming back, folks.

Excellent work. Just damn well played.

 

As part of Chinese Democracy, Axl re-did Rocket Queen ...

"If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'Cause
I can turn on any one
Just like I turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade spoon
And I can do you favors
But then you'll be eaten soon

Chorus:

Here I am
And you're a Dairy Queen
I might be a little young
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a Dairy Queen oh yeah
I might be too hard
But you're soft serve for me, oh yeaeah

I've eaten everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's delictable
Honey you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual Blizzard
I'm your Dipped Cone sauce
If you turn me on to anything
You're a sundae I'll fucking frost, yeaeah!

Chorus

I see you melting
Melting on your own
It's such a lonely place for you
For you to be
I'm your Land Of Dairy Queen
Or if you need a friend
I'll be here drooling
Until the bitter end
No one needs the Flamethrower burger
No one needs the DQ Dogs
I hate to see you
Sitting there
Underneath a heat lamp
So don't tease me
Or think I'll get cold feet.
Of those that eat you
Leave you strung out
Another victim of hot eats, cool treats! Yeeah!

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always wait
All I ever wanted
Was a Peanut Buster Parfait, yeaeah!

Chorus

 

Fucking brilliant.

 

I don't know if that's a real photo....I've seen that picture before and I thought it was Photoshopped. Axl hasn't put on that much weight, or at least in the recent shots I've seen. The thing is he looks like a GIANT douchebag with those braids.

 

Axl Rose, sports writers and prep football coaches: Keeping the goatee alive.

 

When hasn't Axl been a giant douchebag? I'd be floored by anything else.

 

Plus he's hanging out with Sebastian Bach. Double loser.


From wikipedia:

Bach recently announced a partnership record label with EMI. Jointly, they will be creating a label owned by Sebastian, including his new album Angel Down, which was released on Nov. 20, 2007. Bach also recorded backing vocals for a track on Guns N' Roses' long-delayed album, Chinese Democracy.