Oh man! I am rocking some Cookie Crisp right now ...

That's not all, Bubbs.

 

This isn't going well. I briefly passed out and I had nightmarish visions of this ...



That clown is trying to entice me into its bed with colorful happy faces. Though Kaboom is tasty, I'm not down, because that clown doesn't look female and it's got huge feet. For the love of God, wake up!

I think I've gone through the looking glass. For those in the know, how long can I expect this Cookie Crisp trip to last?

 

You eat that sweetened shit at night and it will fuck with your brain until dawn, bubbs.
You are in for a long night of frightening visions.

 

You ate it after midnight, right?

If it's anything like the movies I've seen, and I believe everything I see on any screen, you're screwed. Just don't get wet. Once that happens, a dork with an afro will try to put you in a microwave. You don't want that.

 

Bubbler's going to be in a diabetic coma by morning.

 

I can't wait until someone quotes that box, Buck.

 

Perhaps a bowl of Raisin Bran and a movie, buckdub.

I think this is playing.

 

I just saw that picture.

 

Oh shit. I'm done with this thread now. I know better than to piss off buckdub.

 

Did you eat a bunch of Cookie Crisp too, Buck?

I'm on your side here, I don't want to be ass-raped by a cartoon cereal clown either.

These visions are fucked up, but I'm starting to navigate the minefield of cereal hallucination. I'm fighting off the Kaboom clown with help of my allies, the Keebler elves. Many elves have sacrificed their elfhood, so I could escape that relentless clown. I am forever in their debt.

 

Damn, Zeke. That was a bit offside.

 

Awesome.