Oh man! I am rocking some Cookie Crisp right now ...

Do they still make Boo Berry? That stuff was the shiznit.

 

I'm right there with you. Cookie Crisp is a close No. 2.

That's awesome, Bubbler. I can't describe the feeling I get when you begin a thread on Anything Goes. It's always something excellent.

 

I believe so. Come to think of it, it's been a long time since I've indulged in any of the family of monster marshmallow cereals.

 

Count Chocula is pretty excellent, too.

 

Boo Berry was quite good, but I don't have time for that now, I think I'm hallucinating on some Cookie Crisp-induced sugar/acid trip.

I noticed a box of Cocoa Puffs in my kitchen too. I thought nothing of it, but now, a giant cuckoo bird from the Cocoa Puffs commercial is standing right behind me, poking me on the shoudler. Every time I turn around, he says ...

"Are you cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, you big fucking pussy! (menacing) Caaaaw!"

I don't think I can handle this, I'm starting to break into a milky sweat. Shit is calling me ...

 

For some reason, I can only eat Cocoa Puffs if I pour chocolate milk in it.

 

a whole box of cocoa pebbles at one sitting. that's what it's all about.

 

Watch out, Bubbler. They're coming for you next.

 

You people aren't helping, you're enabling.

I need something to stem this fix ... a box of Kix or Grape Nuts ... anyfuckingthing.

 

Fruity Pebbles called.

They said you were a moran.

 

Bubbler, what have you been smoking tonight?

 

Grape Nuts are really, really good on ice cream.

If you want to go to cereal rehab, get some Kashi GoLean