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Oh, Alberto ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dog428, Jul 18, 2006.

  1. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

  2. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    I thought you were recapping your weekend or something.
  3. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    Let's check the sauronseye/polo/dyepack checklist:

    No. 1: Acting like a complete dickhead with each and every post. (CHECK)

    No. 2: Stalking other posters. (CHECK)

    No. 3: Going completely apeshit crazy and posting 20 times in less than 10 minutes. (Just around the corner)

    Way I got it figured, you're about a week away from a complete flame out, an extended leave and a name change.

    Counting the days.
  4. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Just be sure not to let Alberto bite your bottom lip when he takes the cucumber slice from your mouth.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Dog, you know better... don't feed the troll.
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    For some reason, I thought this would be about women's hair care.

    I was wrong.

    Carry on.
  7. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I thought it was about Alberto Tomba. I figured he was racing again, despite tipping the scales at more than 250 thanks to an endless supply of pasta and red wine.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    This is funny.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    He's well on his way. I counted 14 of his posts between 12:28 AM and 3:40 AM (ET) last night alone. He has 88 total in the last 72 hours.

    (Boots holds the one-day record of 67 posts in one day IIRC — 7/4/05 — although Flash may have shattered that with her debut.)
  10. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Thanks for the update. I know I'll sleep better knowing that.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

  12. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    That's actually sort of funny.

    Not at all original. But sort of funny.
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