Oh, Alberto ...

He's not gonna get a cute little nickname and kudos from Fredo for this:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/18/eavesdropping.gonzales.ap/index.html

 

I thought you were recapping your weekend or something.

 

Let's check the sauronseye/polo/dyepack checklist:

No. 1: Acting like a complete dickhead with each and every post. (CHECK)

No. 2: Stalking other posters. (CHECK)

No. 3: Going completely apeshit crazy and posting 20 times in less than 10 minutes. (Just around the corner)

Way I got it figured, you're about a week away from a complete flame out, an extended leave and a name change.

Counting the days.

 

Just be sure not to let Alberto bite your bottom lip when he takes the cucumber slice from your mouth.

 

Dog, you know better... don't feed the troll.

 

For some reason, I thought this would be about women's hair care.

I was wrong.

Carry on.

 

I thought it was about Alberto Tomba. I figured he was racing again, despite tipping the scales at more than 250 thanks to an endless supply of pasta and red wine.

 

This is funny.

 

He's well on his way. I counted 14 of his posts between 12:28 AM and 3:40 AM (ET) last night alone. He has 88 total in the last 72 hours.

(Boots holds the one-day record of 67 posts in one day IIRC — 7/4/05 — although Flash may have shattered that with her debut.)

 

Thanks for the update. I know I'll sleep better knowing that.

 

That's actually sort of funny.

Not at all original. But sort of funny.