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Official William Shatner Roast Thread...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006.

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  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Comedy Central at 10 p.m.

    I've already seen/heard some of the uncensored clips and I just about died laughing... I just wonder if some of the dirtier stuff will make the broadcast...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006
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  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    The true debut will be when it hits the Secret Stash, hopefully within the next couple weeks.
     
    Freelance Hack, Aug 20, 2006
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  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I agree. The Pam Anderson roast was sooo much funnier uncensored.
     
    Trey Beamon, Aug 20, 2006
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  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    The best line I've heard so far...

    William Shatner's career was shittier than George Takei's dick...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006
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  5. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Anybody make any dead wife/swimming pool jokes?
     
    Freelance Hack, Aug 20, 2006
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  6. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    Stern had some great lines from Artie Lange this week ... I'm just hoping they play the line about Carrie Fisher.

    But that like about George Takei killed ...
     
    Almost_Famous, Aug 20, 2006
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  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Clips:

    Betty White --


    Greg Geraldo --


    Leonard Nimoy --


    Patton Oswalt --


    George Takei --


    I know it's a roast, but swimming pool jokes would be over the line.
     
    Killick, Aug 20, 2006
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  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I heard on Stern that they sent out a memo about no wife jokes...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006
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  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    My Starbucks is out of William Shatner Roast.
    Am I missing anything?

    Clue me in on the wife and pool stuff so I can laugh harder at the jokes.

    At a roast, NOTHING should be off limits.
     
    Moderator1, Aug 20, 2006
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  10. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    He found his wife drowned in their pool. Pulled her out, tried to rescusitate her with no luck. Had to be sedated for a while after that. Off limits, IMHO.
     
    Killick, Aug 20, 2006
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  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Shatner drowned his wife in a swimming pool... Errr, I mean, she accidentally drowned in a swimming pool...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006
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  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Another great line...

    Last year we roasted Pamela Anderson and here were are again roasting someone with big tits who can't act.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006
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