Official "Top 5 favorite" list thread

I'm bored, so here is my starting off point for a top 5 favorites list thread.

My favorite TV characters of all-time:

1. Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show
2. Dwight Schrute, The Office
3. Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
4. Ben Stone, Law and Order
5. Martin Crane, Frasier

My five favorite relief pitchers:

1. Ed Olwine
2. Jesse Orosco
3. Rollie Fingers
4. Rich Garces
5. Chuck Crim

My five favorite popsicle flavors:

1. Banana
2. Cherry
3. Lime
4. Strawberry
5. The light blue flavor

 

Top 5 MTV Top 100 videos of all-time lists:

1. The one where Heart's These Dreams won.
2. The one where Guns 'n Roses November Rain won.
3. The one where Michael Jackson's Thriller won.
4. The one where a-ha's Take On Me won.
5. The one where Puff Daddy's I'll Be Missing You won.

 

Pope, how could you leave root beer off the popsicle flavor list?

1. blue raspberry
2. root beer
3. cherry
4. orange
5. banana

 

5 favorite cartoon characters

Woody Woodpecker
Underdog
Magilla Gorilla
The Pink Panther
Huckleberry Hound

5 favorite superheroes

Captain America
Green Lantern
Spider-Man
Submariner
Iron Man

 

Top five "top-five favorites" threads:
1. The first one I started.
2. The second one I started.
3. The third one I started.
4. The fourth one I started.
5. This one.

 

Top 5 cities where I've had sex (ranked by metro population)

1. New York City
2. Paris
3. Chicago
4. Montreal
5. (tie) Cleveland
5. (tie) St. Louis

I don't know if the Cleveland or St. Louis area is bigger, I'm guessing Cleveland is bigger if you factor in Lorain/Elyria and Akron/Canton. Doesn't matter because I can claim Cleveland proper and Akron/Canton if you want to get technical about it.

I've never fucked in Lorain/Elyria. Sorry to those who are from there, that area apparently doesn't trip my trigger.

 

For me, that would be:

1. NYC.
2. Chicago.
3. Miami.
4. Las Vegas.
5. St. Louis.

If self-pleasuring counted, London would bump St. Louis.

 

Damn, I'll bet that was a shitty night to get clean-up detail at the internet cafe.

 

Top Five Best Places I've Ever Been Drunk and/or Smoked Weed

1. Firenze, 21st birthday
2. Ninety-Six, South Carolina
3. Times Square
4. St. Tropez
5. North Carolina Mountains

 

You should have waited, "Beej," I gave you an extra bit of petard to hang me by.

 

Top five shots

1. AMF
2. Kamikaze
3. G-spot
4. Tequila
5. Pink P*ssy

 

I'm not a big root beer popsicle fan. It's odd: I hate the taste of bananas, but love artificial banana flavoring. On the flip side, I love root beer, but hate artificial root beer flavoring. The artificial flavoring is too sweet and doesn't get the taste right.

Top 5 TV characters whose life I would want:

1. Sam Malone, Cheers
2. Mitch Buchannon, Baywatch
3. Jack McCoy, Law and Order
4. Ray Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
5. Josh Lyman, West Wing